5/23/21

Polaroid Portraits

 




Henry hated time. The hours crawling by when Lucia's away shopping, the eternity it took for a Bach symphony to end. The foreverness of waiting for a hurricane to make landfall, the turbulent seconds it takes to move on, and the days of rain it leaves behind.


Time can be a Shelby GT500 racing a 930 Porsche Turbo on Highway 1 through Big Sur, or a toddler crawling on the living room carpet to his mother.   


Time waits for no one and it won’t wait for me— a lyric from Time is On My Side penned by Jerry Ragovoy, loaned to the Rolling Stones for an unknown sum.


The summer is over, the harvest is in, and we are not saved— Jeremiah 8:20


Jeremiah's Old Testament proverb references the coming famine when the wheat, fig, grape, and olive harvest was shredded to nothing by a swarm of locusts in 600 BC.


For some, the proverbs of the Old and New Testaments have passed the test of times— oddly, biblical scripture is poetic, debatable.


Nineteen centuries later, in a schoolroom at a Buddhist temple, near the top of Doi Suthep in Thailand, a novitiate asks his teacher.

 

your highship, how can I influence people? 


Butterfly, talk about, sex, LaLiga, TV, avoid telling the truth.


The master talks in circles to confuse his devotees, stupefying them— like the Zen monk in Alan Watt's The Wisdom of Confusion.


1984— a year when computers are as slow as molasses. Cell phones are bulky and rare. Stable operating systems are few, and the worldwide web is one year old. 1984 will be the last year cocaine is more popular than computers. 


It’s 11 AM in Key West. Henry and Lucia are sucking down mugs of fresh Wisconsin apple cider mixed with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and alternately swallowing eel sushi. He makes a promise. 


I'm gonna blow a wad all over your face in the hot tub tonight. She's somewhat impressed, pulling his chain,    


big man, mister pornstar, you’re kinky Henry.


Darling, do you worry about sitting in a hot tub that could be teeming with viruses?— hot tub lung, hot tub rash, Legionella, urinary tract infections. 


The Legionella? It’s a Gringo disease? 


In 1976 partying Gringos Legionnaires were victimized by a newborn fungal ill wind passing through the ventilator system of the ballroom at the St. Regis Hotel in Philadelphia. The deceased, survivors of World War Two and the Korean conflict, are sadly beaten down by a mere microbe.


It’s noon Saturday, July 1984. July is the hottest month of the year. Henry and Lucia have showered three times to cool down. She suggests, 


Darling, let’s go to the Martin Luther King Jr. swimming pool.


Why not? It’s a pseudo-safe seawater pool, hopefully, the salt kills the viruses and neutralizes the urine.


Henry, I know you pee in the MLK Jr. pool.


And, you don’t?


no, it’s not lady-like, women have particular standards, we’re not dogs like men.


Honey, is the air conditioner plugged in? 


She walks to the air conditioner, it sits snug, wedged between the window and its lower frame, she plugs it in. He says,  


Let’s light one, stay home and listen to music. I don't wanna go to the Martin Luther King Jr. pool. No reflection on Martin, but there's no privacy because locals go there to eyeball.


He turns on his antique Grundig radio to Miami 101, All the Time Jazz, Miles Davis' brilliant rendition of the Concerto de Aranuez from the Sketches of Spain album is playing.


Feeling baked, the love couple nurses the same joint. Lucia brings up an infamous trick from her past, Fidel Castro, 


I'd go to his Havana house in the evenings, we'd listen to records and drink Chivas Regal. Sometimes, I'd smoke a Cohiba cigar, one of Fidel's that was hand-rolled for him, he'd keep them in humidors. 


Fidel loved the Concerto de Aranuez, he had many different versions on LP, including Mile's Davis's Sketches of Spain.


He and Gabriel Garcia Marquez have been best friends for years. Marquez would bring his beautiful wife, Mercedes, to Fidel's house. The two men would talk about jazz and Latin American literature late into the night. They were both the best at what they did. One night I said to Fidel,


mi amor, your passion for the Concerto de Aranuez reflects your deepest feelings. I can feel it. Fidel smiles and says  to me, 


In my position, it's impossible to wear one's heart on one's sleeve. When I listen to this sad concerto, I remember the El Movimiento 26 de Julio, and the soldiers of the revolution who fought and bled by my side. Henry asks her, 


Do you still love Fidel? 


He's arrogant to a fault, a wild lover hung like a burro. He’d rub cocaĆ­na on his pollo to stay hard. He had so many women, thousands, both wives were showpieces and puppets. I don’t think he knew how to love, how can you order an execution one minute and love the next? 


Lucia, let’s get naked and rub-a-dub-dub in the hot tub. 


Before they can turn on the hot tub the doorbell rings, Henry walks to the living room, opening the front door, seeing a Black man standing outside with a white cane in his hand and a large leather case slung over his shoulder. 


He’s a heavy-set man dressed neatly in khaki pants, a short sleave-blue shirt, black wingtips, Ray-Bans, and his hair is cut tight. He says, 


My name is Andy Higgins, I’m a blind man, a door-to-door salesman, and a photographer. 

 

Come in, Andy. 


Henry takes the blind man's hand, leading him to the kitchen table, getting him seated, bringing him a coffee. Andy uses a teaspoon to pour and blend three spoonfuls of sugar in his cup. Saying, 


you would think I'm sweet enough already, all this sugar. Henry, would you say, a gorgeous Black woman has much more going for her than an average-looking White guy? As you know, nothing concerning Black and White folks is written in stone. 


When the Lord deals you a poker hand you’re stuck with it no matter what color you are. So luck is more important than color. 


You got that right Andy, where do you stay? 


Right now I have a room in Little Miami. This morning, I got up at 5 AM to catch the Greyhound bus, grabbing a quick cup of coffee at the Key West station, then taking a taxi here. When I finish I'll go to the next neighborhood, focusing on Key West for a while. There are better ways to make a living, but I get by. 


More coffee Andy? 


How about a drink, Henry? Can you mix me a Seagrams and 7? Let’s move to the living room, I'll follow you at arm's length.


Andy's a controlling person, he has to be, being blind. 


Henry leads him to the living room to a stuffed chair, the blind man smiles as he sits in the chair.


Lucia's been in the shadows listening. She walks to the living room in a sexy kimono and hands Andy his drink. He says,


you must be the lady of the house. I can smell the perspiration between your legs, what's your name? 


I'm Lucia, so you like smelling my body, well, I guess I can't stop you. 


She walks to the stereo, cranking it up, putting on George Shearing's album, Unattainable Heights. Then moving to the sofa to sit next to Henry who comments,


George Shearing, he's blind you know, how in the hell can he play without seeing the keys? Andy says,


we blind folks have to develop a special talent, mine is photography, or we'll end up on a street corner with a tin cup, or stringing brooms in a factory. 


Andy reaches into the pocket of his polyester shirt, pulling out a joint saying, 


Do you people imbibe? 


oh yeah, 


This is very special, Thai Stick, it’ll knock you down. Henry quips,


we’re braced on the sofa, thank you. He sounds square. 


The partiers smoke grass, enjoying the high life. Andy says, 


Let's get to work. Henry grab my Polaroid camera and the tripod. Set the kit up facing the sofa, like you're going to shoot a portrait. 


He secures the camera to the tripod, looks through the lens, frames the shot, going back to the sofa, sitting next to Lucia. 


He's wearing shorts, a Grateful Dead T-shirt, and his long hair is down. Lucia takes off her dress, she's wearing a one-piece swimsuit underneath. Henry wonders,


what’s with the fifties swimsuit?


Does it make a difference?


I guess not. 


Andy stands, walking with his arms extended a few steps towards the camera, walking into it, knocking the tripod forward then catching it with one hand. Ready to work he clicks a neat packet of film into the Polaroid.


How’d you’d catch the falling tripod?


Everything's feel for a blind man. OK, here we go, I’m going to say, get ready, count to five, and shoot, how bout some cheesy smiles folks? 


Henry and Lucia don't pose, they ignore Andy, making out, playing scissors, rock, and paper, even wrestling on the sofa. She takes her old-fashioned swimsuit off, throwing it anywhere, it lands on the TV, covering the screen. Andy says, 


Lucia, I know you took off your dress. 


Keep your nose to the grind, nosey.


Funny girl, OK, I think we have enough shots, I’m going to immortalize your portraits in plastic. 


He walks back to the stuffed chair, sitting down reaching into his camera case, pulling out a new photo book. In twenty minutes Andy's putting the finishing touches on the portrait book. There are six pages, front and back, with Polaroid portraits set in the photo-sized plastic windows. He says, 


Who wants a sneak peek? 


Lucia gets up from the sofa, walks to him, taking the photo book, going back and sitting again.


Henry has been mixing drinks in the kitchen, he returns carrying a tray.


He hands Andy a Seagrams and 7. 


At the sofa, the couple pages through the polaroid portraits, laughing insanely.


They love the photos, the spontaneous portraits are full of movement, reminding the couple of photographers Robert Frank and Diane Arbus. Andy says, 


Well— you all know how much Polaroid film costs, how about a hundred dollars for the whole nine yards?


Henry stands, reaches into his pocket, walks to Andy, handing him a hundred-dollar bill, the blind man says, 


I hope this is a hundred not a five. Can you call me a cab? 


Henry laughs saying, 


Trust in the Lord, Ray Charles. 


I'll be trustin in the Lord alright, Henry, gotta go, don't wanna miss the bus.


Lucia leads him by the hand to the front door, down the porch steps to the sidewalk, where they stop. He faces her saying, 


My cab will be here soon, I'll be back next year. She says, 


how do I smell, sexy? Andy laughs.


Andy Higgins, without a doubt, the greatest blind photographer in the world.



5/14/21

The Birthday Cake




It’s after midnight, Sunday morning in Key West. 


Henry’s in bed with his Cuban wife Lucia, who’s sound asleep. He hears something so he gets up and goes to the window and looks out. A full moon hangs in the sky, it’s got scars and deep eye sockets, a nose, even lips, resembling Al Capone, without a cigar to chomp on. 


There’s enough light to see everything in the backyard, vines crawling over the fence, untrimmed bushes, and a wooden hot tub. 


He walks out the patio door into the backyard, which he and Lucia call the jungle, placing his hand in the hot tub, the water is cold. 


Tired he turns around and goes back to bed, unable to sleep, moving back and forth as he turns over and over. 


Lucia’s sleeping on her side. Her long legs are stretched out, taking up her side of the bed and his too. Her mouth is gaped and her arms hug a pillow on her chest. Henry pushes and pushes on her, but she just groans. 


In the kitchen, he goes to the liquor cabinet, taking out a bottle of vodka and a quart of orange juice, mixing them in a tall glass.


He goes back to the bedroom, takes off his bathrobe, walks through the patio door, turns on the hot tub, and waits for it to heat up, then getting inside with drink in hand, looking into the sky, feeling elated. 


The couple's bungalow is near the flight path of Key West International Airport. A passenger jet is descending, the pilot maneuvers the rudders aligning the plane with the runway, and begins the descent, lowering engine speed.  


Henry raises his eyes and sees the blinking lights and a long white stream of exhaust. He imagines the people on the plane as they sat belted into their seats—some involved in reading, some, just staring out the windows. 


Reflecting, it comes to him that his life didn’t remotely resemble the life he thought he’d have when he was young and looking ahead to things. 


He gets out of the hot tub, walks through the open patio door into the bedroom. Naked and wet getting into bed, pulling the sheets up, and closing his eyes. 


Lucia's snoring, he pokes her but it doesn’t do any good. He would tell her over breakfast in the morning that she was snoring, knowing she wouldn't admit it. It was the same when she farted, blaming it on the Chihuahuas. 


The following morning Henry wakes up at noon, still feeling tired. He walks to the kitchen in his boxer shorts, Lucia is sitting at the round table. She gets up and makes him some toast, and pours him a large cup of brewed coffee with cream. She hugs him and says,


happy birthday mi amor! 


Oh, it’s my birthday? 


Yes, today’s July 3, 1984, you were born in 51. 


2051?


Fuck you, pendejo, enjoy your coffee, I’m going shopping. 


OK, beautiful, I have editing to do.


How about mowing the lawn? Just the front yard, if you like let the grass in the backyard go to seed.


Lucia goes to the bedroom, leaving the mess in the kitchen for the birthday boy to clean. 


She removes her robe, standing naked in front of the mirror, eyeballing her flawless chest, wobbling her breast from side to side. Then, taking a bra and a pair of panties out of the dresser, easing into the garments, 


She wraps a green patterned scarf around her torso, tucking the material in at her breast to secure it. 


Looking racy in sarong and flip-flops, she walks outside and gets on the couple's Vespa, driving to an old-style bakery on Duvall Street in downtown Key West, parking the scooter on the sidewalk.


After looking through a loose-leaf binder with photographs of cakes taped on the pages, she chooses a German chocolate cake with mermaid decorations.


The name HENRY, would be in raised green letters beneath the mermaid and shells. 


The baker's Polish with a thick neck, pale skin, and bald with strands of thin hair hanging over his ears. Lucia says, 


I'm so excited it's my husbands birthday, my neighbors recommend you— he interrupts saying, 


That’s nice ma’am—  we’re out of German chocolate cake, we’ll have more in a few days. I have chocolate cakes in the cooler, I can decorate one in twenty minutes.


The bakery has a round case filled with powder-white cookies, donuts, loaves of bread, and rolls. The baker and the walls are the same shade of powder-white. It's as if the shop is bellowing the word— dull.


Lucia could see the name, Ed Dudek, on the city and state licenses hung in frames behind the counter.


That's fine Ed, it’s Ed, right? I'll take chocolate. 


She sits on a wooden bench next to the entrance— a Cuban woman walks in, looking at Lucia, saying eagerly in Spanish, 


Dios mios, Lucia Varga, la Cubano movie star. I loved you in The Last Supper and Vampiras de Havana. Is it true you were Castro’s lover? 


si cariƱo, El Presidente es adicto al sexo. Do you live in Key West? 


No, my husband, Pedro and I live in Little Miami, we boated here on our Regal Express Cruiser to fish, Pedro loves fishing, 


ooh ah, El Expresso, the super cruiser.


Ed comes to the counter with Henry's birthday cake, puts it in a box, ties it securely with string, and places it in a paper bag saying, 


twelve thirty-five ma’am. 


She hands him a ten and a five-dollar bill, he makes change— a dollar bill, two quarters, a dime, and a nickel.


mucho gracias, handsome.


Ed's neck flushes, he's as plain as a plank. Lucia turns around, passing her Cubano admirer on the way out, saying, 


good luck fishing, chica.


She places the cake in a wicker basket on the back of the scooter, installed a week ago at Enzo’s Vespa Repair. 


Home, in the kitchen, Lucia sets the wrapped cake on the counter, taking the box out of the paper bag, cutting the string with scissors, and opening the box. The birthday cake smelled of rich chocolate, she was happy with it. 


Henry walks into the kitchen, looking at the birthday cake, grinning and saying, 


the fish girls topless, that’s novel.


Don't bother acting like you care, pendejo. I’ve invited the next-door neighbors, Dick and Jane Byrd for dinner. 


The Byrds? What happened to Pedro,? Our pet woodpecker, I miss him.  


I think he flew north to Big Cypress National Preserve, looking for tall pines.  


The Byrds show at 7 PM. The front door is open and they walk inside, grinning ear to ear. Dick says, 


me Tarzan, she Jane, Henry laughs saying, 


where's Cheetah? 


He’s home nursing a hangover, so what’s cookin? 


Peking duck, on the way from Fu King Chinese. 

Lucia comes into the living room asking, 


how bout drink? 


The little lady and I would love to sample Cuba’s national drink. She answers nervously, 


not mojitos, I don’t have fresh mint, 


OK, cubre libras, viva la revolution!


comer mierda Tarzan, after Castro’s Septiembre 26 Revolution the dictatorship arrested thousands of innocent Cubanos. The Cuban revolution was a knotty subject for Lucia— Henry attempts to ice things over,


take it, easy darling, Tarzan's just having fun, come on its drinky-pooh time. 


She goes to the kitchen for drinks


Dick and Jane have been sitting on the living room sofa for an hour, petting the Chihuahuas. Henry says,


the Chis like you, maybe they smell Cheetah.


The doorbell rings, it’s the delivery from Fu King Chinese, 


Lucia opens the front door, a middle-aged Chinaman wearing a white apron says, 


Fu King Chinese, Lucowski? Henry answers, 


yeah, that'd be me.


$22.95, 


Tarzan jumps up and hands the Chinaman a twenty and a five, saying, 


keep the change Confucious. 


The Chinaman turns, walking outside to his car that's parked in the driveway, an early model Daihatsu. Lucia says, 


Let's go to the kitchen.


She carries the paper bags of Chinese food to the kitchen— the bags are warm and smell like stir-fried noodles and soy sauce.


Then she places a couple of pitchers of cubre libros on the round table, Tarzan grabs one and pours Jane and Henry a drink saying, 


are the cubra libros made with Cuban rum? Otherwise, the drinks are rum and cokes. Lucia laughs saying, 


sure, apeman, the drinks are authentic, I mixed them with cheap Havana Club. Henry makes an admission.


To tell you the truth, we didn't order Peking Duck, it’s greasy you know. The Chineses pump air under the skin of dead ducks, separating the skin from the meat, then frying the works. You wouldn’t like it— the end product is like a potato chip, but chewy. Tarzan and Jane laugh, then he somberly says, 


I want to raise a glass to an absolute gentleman, a loving husband, and one hell of a writer.


Henry and Jane lift their glasses following Dick’s lead—  The air is thick as they wait for Lucia, who turns a blind eye to the celebrants, then clicking glasses, downing their drinks without her.  


The toast is a classy touch. It's clear the Byrds are more level headed than their neighbors the Lucowskis 


Lucia carries 6 bowls of Chinese food to the round table on a tray and sets them down— egg rolls, sesame chicken, wonton soup, fried rice, sweet and sour chicken. Henry, tells Lucia, 


darling, you forgot the forks.


She stands, moving to the counter, bringing chopsticks, tablespoons, napkins, and placing them on the table in a bundle saying, 


you pendejos can help yourself you know, I'm not your donkey.


Jane hasn't said a word in more than an hour, overpowered by her puckish hubby Tarzan perhaps. She says,  


Who does your hair, Lucia? It’s gorgeous.


A Cubano friend, Ava, her salon's downtown. Jane, do you like my tetas? 


Lucia shakes her upper torso side to side a few times. 


Jane’s flushed, she’s as flat as a board. Tarzan intervenes, 


she knows I love her as she is. You know how it goes, small tits, big ass— small ass, big tits. Henry says, 


Jane's got a big ass, huh? My wife has it all, she’s the total Cubano package. Lucia says, 


Is that what I am to you, pendejo, a piece of carne you use to get your rocks off? 


The gang burst into laughter, and Tarzan says,


Your a doll Lucia, we love you.   


Muchas gracias, Tarzan, I’m going to make coffee and we can sing happy birthday to my sexist husband. 


When the coffee is brewed, she pours it in a ceramic pot with a spout, then mixing in hot cream and Kahlua.


She lights the green candles on the birthday cake. Carrying it to the round table and placing it in the center. Tarzan says, 


Lucia, how about singing the Cuban version of happy birthday?


She doesn’t hesitate because the candles are burning low, belting out the Cubano rendition— mezzo-soprano. She sings with confidence because she was on stage in Havana. 


Feliz, feliz en tu dĆ­a,
Henry (a) quƩ Dios te bendiga,
QuƩ reine la paz en tu dƭa,
Y quƩ cumplas muchos mƔs.

Feliz, feliz en tu dĆ­a,
Amiguito(a) quƩ Dios te bendiga,
QuƩ reine la paz en tu dƭa,
Y quƩ cumplas muchos mƔs.


The birthday goers are beaming as they eat cake and sip Mexican coffee. Henry says raising his cup,


AIN'T IT GRAND FOLKS?


Somewhere over the rainbow


Skies are blue


And the dreams that you dare to dream


Really do come true


                                    (Somewhere Over the Rainbow)