Hunter S. Thompson ran on his own time clock and couldn’t be counted on to show for bookings.
For those who waited— fans, Rolling Stone publisher Jan Wiener, university gatherings and so on they were lucky if he clocked in at all.
The best way to meet with Hunter was to go to him where he hung out— at The Woody Creek Tavern, a single-level wooden house in the valley outside of Aspen. A place where funky local proletariats avoided the haut monde crowd in downtown Aspen.
He often visited the tavern, eating at the same table, grazing over a milieu of dishes— smoked trout, New York Black Angus steak, fresh guacamole, homemade Chips & fresh salsa, house salad with organic vegetables, black bean burritos, a tumbler of Chivas, beer, and lines of cocaine off of a plate, done in the open, because he was pals with long time Aspen Sheriff Bob Braudis, and was Hunter S. Thompson.
In 1976 Hunter drove to the J Bar in downtown Aspen with his pal Tex riding shotgun in the front seat next to the doctor in his 1972 red 454 convertible Chevy Caprice, known as the Shark.
A tourist covered with an inch of fresh powdered snow comes charging into the bar saying,
I think they’re coming.
Hunter and Tex show, Thompson is driving full speed in reverse, causing the Shark's engine to redline as it nearly blows.
Attempting to park Neal Cassady-style, straddling the vehicle on a curb and the front lawn,. It was a miracle he didn’t crash into the front entrance, you got the feeling that God loves drunks and puppies.
Halloween was usually an interesting occurrence in Aspen.
Hunter lived on the Owl Farm, a single-level wooden home on the outskirts of Aspen, there was a knock on the door. He opened it to find three geishas standing there, graciously inviting them inside.
It turns out his friend Tex had been remodeling a space, a new sushi bar. That evening Tex found himself at a society party in the city's exclusive Starwood subdivision.
There were three beautiful Asian girls there dressed as geishas and Tex suggested that they split for the Owl Farm and meet a famous author.
As the story goes, Tex left after delivering the beauties at Hunter's door. Nobody knows what happened that night, but his then-wife, Anita was open-minded when it came to guests, she had to be.
For whatever reason, my most popular story on this blog is I’m Babawahwah and Your Not.
The story opens as Henry Lucowski and his Cuban wife Lucia are talking are in the kitchen talking, listening to blues on the radio, the following is an excerpt,
She's standing and looking at herself in a full-length mirror, letting her towel slip to the floor, then admiring her body.
She has natural round breasts that flop up and down when she runs. Her areolae are large and rounded, with pink nipples protruding.
Her legs are shapely, not muscular. Her feet are rectangular and well-arched, and her toes are straight.
She shakes her head from side to side— droplets of water spritz off her long dark permed hair. She pouts her lips into a rounded shape resembling Cupid’s bow.
Finally having seen enough, she picks her cotton towel off the floor and raps up in it, walking to Henry’s study, feeling bored and deciding to take the piss out of him saying,
bebe, isn’t it true that you want to be alone except when you want to fuck me? Oh, writers are so precious, precious, no fucking around when you're working.
The kicker at the end of the story is Hunter’s interview with Kieth Richards.
If there was one man equipped, mentally, physically, and chemically to hang with the Stones guitarist Keith Richards it was Gonzo journalist and writer extraordinaire Hunter S. Thompson.
The interview took place in March 199o at the Ritz Carleton in Aspen but was originally scheduled at MTV’s studio in New York. The plan was scuttled when the good doctor came down with the flu, so the people behind the interview lured Keith out to Colorado.
When Hunter shows at the Aspen Ritz Carlton to interview Richards, he runs into a group of female college students — waving issues of Rolling Stone Magazine, napkins, and felt tips.
Instead of being flattered by the autograph seekers, Hunter becomes agitated, maybe because he's nervous about the soon-to-happen interview with Kieth.
After shaking off the star-fuggers, he takes the elevator to Richard's suite on the top floor of the hotel overlooking the Buttermilk Mountains.
Keith has temporarily transformed his suite into a Beduin tent— covering the tops of lamps with scarves, lighting candles, and incense.
It's unknown if any of Richard's hotel or dressing room tents caught fire, but they easily could have.
Hunter knocks on the rock legends door firmly and when Keith opens it Thompson greets him with a megaphone. Keith reacts with his own equally weird device, a cattle prod.
The gone geniuses are off to a wild start.
It’s apparent that Hunter, who’s a rock n roll fanatic, is clearly interested in the man who is finally sitting in front of him.
The doctor kicks off the interview with the idea of reincarnation, discussing the possibility of J. Edgar Hoover coming back in the next life— to which Keith suggest,
as a slug,
Hunter says,
he's was a hyperactive drag queen.
Then the conversation slash interview moves to the Beatles and Richards admits,
honestly, back then, there was little difference between the Beatles and ourselves. Without them there would be no Stones, if they hadn’t kicked down the door for us there wouldn’t have been a way through the door. John was the strong one though, I have to take my hat off to him.
then Hunter asks,
where were you on Christmas Eve starting in 1962? Keith answers,
how bout Christmas Eve 66? I remember it snowing cocaine at Bryan Jone’s mansion, Cotchford Farm.
Hunter then moves on to the summer of 1969— Altamont, the infamous concert at a speedway where the Hells Angels, dosed on meth, and LSD, went berserk, beating up concertgoers in the stage area, and even going after as backstage celebrities. This excerpt from a New York Times article at the time tells the story well.
Dozens of people at the concert were beaten by the Angels, with fists and pool cues and whatever else was at hand. Marty Balin, of Jefferson Airplane, was knocked unconscious. Stephen Stills was stabbed repeatedly in the leg, with a sharpened bicycle spoke, by an unknown Angel. Four people died. One young man drowned in an irrigation ditch. Two men were killed in a hit-and-run after the show. A black eighteen-year-old named Meredith Hunter was stabbed multiple times by Alan Passaro, one of the Hells Angels providing security, and died before the Stones had finished playing.
Richards acknowledged the gravity of the fatal event, using humor to take the sting off it,
... yeah, one person died at the hands of the Angels who were running security, one baby was born too, the same amount of people left as came.
The candid interview ends as though it never happened, and the giants talk unrecorded and naturally as good friends do.
The takeaway from the tumultuous interview was Daedalian.
Thompson ends it by saying,
It’s nice to have you in my confidence I am Babawahwah and you are not. You’re just a little rock and roll punk.
The Babawahwah bit went over like a cricket stampede.
even the most inane words that flowed from the great Gonzo’s mouth are adulated rain or shine by the cretins who worship him, like his pal Johnny Depp, who played Hunter in the Terry Gilliam film, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
This interview was recorded on a portable Nivico Tape recorder with a plugged-in mic, powered with D batteries.