Reading On the Road by Jack Kerouac buffaloed me. Kerouac and Neal Cassidy had a license to do whatever they wanted because they figured white bread America was bogus, and they were the pioneers of a new way of life.
A Russian friend of mine, Victor, who freelances for the Moscow Times, told me,
Nobody wants to read about the Beats anymore.
The Beats paved the way for the hippies in the 60s. The hippies were a delusional lot who believed they were remaking the world, into what? None of them knew.
Meanwhile, scientists at Stanford University were developing microchips and personal computers, birthing the internet, innovations that continue to alter our way of life.
Long hair is the hippie's major contribution to society. I haven’t had a haircut in 10 years, and I told a pal on Facebook that if I didn’t comb or wash my hair eventually I’d have dreadlocks, and he says,
You’re not Black, never happen.
He didn't know Whites could grow dreads.
Our government is a mess, running on automatic pilot. The House and Congress are full of seasoned bullshitters that talk the talk but rarely do the walk.
Which side is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on? She is so fucking hot, she can say anything she wants, I don’t give a shit, do you think she watches porn with her husband in bed at night?
The rest of the squad doesn’t do a thing for me. Ilhan Omar, who wears a Hijab, has put one bill through the House and Congress while in government— a bill to repeal the discriminatory Muslim Ban, which is cool if you're not Ayman al- Zawahiri
On the Republican side, there’s Fox News the #1 news source for white bread America.
Fox News people like to listen to themselves talk and look in the mirror, but the network has the sexiest anchor women in the universe. If I could get my cock up I’d love to poke Megyn Kelly.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is cool, I love the guy, but what’s with the gravelly voice? Does he smoke cigars? Michael Douglas claims to have caught throat cancer from eating pussy.
It Makes sense to use female condoms, or baggies if you are eating pussy.
I can do cunnilingus until my neck begins cramping, but women can cum hundreds of times, and they never want you to stop, as though your tongue is a machine.
I’m single and like it, when women come on to me on Facebook, the thought of having to go through the funk of having an old lady leaves me flat.
In Thailand and any ugly old dude can get a Thai girl if he has a few bucks, but once you’re with her you find out she has a needy family.
A pal of mine, Muzzy, told me the other day,
my girlfriend’s family’s roof blew off so I had to buy them a new one.
In the evening I drink 0.0 Heineken beer and watch Netflix. The series and movies often bewilder me, I enjoy comedy films, but most of the films are chock-full of carnage.
There are times while watching Deathflix that I have to remind myself the killing isn’t real, it's just a film.
When I see someone offed on Deathflix, I think about how their past and future are instantly erased.
I’m not religious so I have no idea what happens to the newly dead.
Maybe, when you die your soul departs the body, in limbo until your reincarnated into the next life.
Dying could equate to nothingness. That'd be okay with me.
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